Dear Watersports Willy,

When are you and all your buddies out there going to realize that girls CAN ejaculate? Almost every time I speak of gusher orgasms in front of large groups of men I see the look of disbelief in their eyes.

Come on Watersports Willy, if she wanted to piss on you she’d most likely find a way to do that in the shower.

Experts on the topic report that every woman is capable of ejaculating. A large study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, found that forty percent of women report being able to ejaculate.

Research has also proven that the gushing liquid isn’t pee. It is generally a mixture of alkaline fluid made up of prostatic acid phosphatase and glucose (like that from the male prostate gland) and 3% urea.

And Watersports Willy, you probably thought she tinkled on you since the fluid came out of her urethra. Researchers have found that only trace amounts of ejaculate will make its way through the paraurethral ducts into the vagina and mix with her natural love juices.

It sounds like she released a lot of fluid, if you confused it with pee. If your gal is anything like her sisters in the studies, she most likely released about 300ml.

Instead of being pissed off, you should be excited. You must have turned her on enough that she had some pretty severe pelvic muscle contractions during orgasm. And, she is (or at least was at the time) comfortable and relaxed enough with you to experience this.

Watersports Willy, I would suggest you apologize to your girl for over-reacting. Tell her you were surprised by the experience and that you didn’t know what happened.

Tell your gushing girl that you’ve read up on female ejaculation and congratulate her on this experience. She’ll feel much more comfortable with you from this moment on.

Best regards,

Dr. Brian Parker