How do I give a great blow job?

Dear Teethy Tina,

If you want to orally pleasure your man you’d better ASK how he likes his penis to be polished. All guys are different so you’ll never know until you ask.

One way to figure out his erotic preferences is to watch the way he masturbates. Some guys do it slow, some like light pressure, hard grip, just around the top, or not at all around the knob. His actions will show you exactly how he wants to be touched and sucked.

But Teethy Tina, I’ll give you and your sisters some general tips that will curl your dude’s toes in orgasmic delight.

First, you really don’t need to learn to deep throat, however, opening your throat can open many doors.

The best technique would be to use the ol’ mouth-hand combo. Stroke the penis while sucking his knob. Experiment with different techniques. He’ll be moaning and groaning when you find the right move.

And Teethy Tina, it ain’t all about sucking. Lick and kiss his penis from top to bottom. The penis place you just can’t miss is his frenulum. This is the area on the underside of the penis where the shaft meets the knob. Flick your tongue over this hot spot and watch your guy flinch.

Most guys like having their testicles played with when they’re receiving oral. And most really enjoy having their testes gently pushed down too.

A lot of guys like having their perineum (chouda) rubbed during oral. The more adventurous like having their rosebuds or even prostates stimulated during oral.

And ladies, your spit doesn’t make the best lube so you’d better use a flavoured lube to do the trick. O’My has wonderful flavours like Pina Colada and Kiwi-Strawberry.

Best regards,

Dr. Brian Parker