My girlfriend bought a new vibrator a while ago. I don't exactly know how long ago it was because she said she didn't want to tell me for a while. I flat out asked her if she liked it and she said yes. She even comes harder from it, she said! I'm not really sure what to do.
- B. Jackson, El Paso, TX
Ah, insecurity. The great equalizer. Women fear the porn and men fear the buzz. Ain't life grand?
As we've said here before, there is more to being a lover than your cock. This is along those lines. Yeah, she likes her vibrator. Sure, it makes her come. It may even make her come faster, harder, and more often than you do. And? So what? That's what they're for. That's like complaining that she bought a car because it gets her to work faster than you can get her there in a wheelbarrow.
This is not a threat to you, nor any man. Women may joke, "Now that I have this, I don't need a man!" that's more just to exclaim how great they are. No woman truly makes the decision, "You know what? To hell with human companionship. I'm seriously going to get a bunch of canned soup, distilled water, and batteries so I can go live as a recluse. I really don't need humans. Now where are my matches and iodine tablets?"
Vibrators don't listen, tell jokes, hug her when she's had a bad day, or smash spiders. Have some confidence in your relationship and go buy her some batteries as a good gesture. I'm sure she'll know what they're for.
Prev: What Are The Best Battery For Our Rabbit Vibe? -
Up: Sex Toys -
Next: Is There A Sex Toy Specially Made For Larger Women?
This article was published on Saturday 16 October, 2010.
