Why Do Men Like Fake Breasts?

Trina's Point

Our “perky” waitress at an outdoor patio defied gravity while wearing a miniscule tank top. As it was my girly duty I commented to my lunch companion, “Look at how tiny her body is compared to her breasts. They’re fake.”

Well. You would have though I smacked his little fantasy upside the head. And, of course, as he was a guy he defended her, “No they’re not.”

“Do you have eyes in your head man? Of course they’re fake.” I hotly replied. Just as passionately he stood his ground, “No they’re not.” Understanding this was a no-win argument, I bit back my words.

Brian, why do men like fake breasts? And yes, yes, I know men are visual creatures and looking is as big of the turn-on as the actual doing. However, fake breasts to me are like looking at a sumptuous gourmet meal and when you start to eat realize it’s plastic food.

I know a few men whose girlfriends have had their breasts augmented. These women literally stop traffic with their good looks, curvy figures and huge breasts. Having her as an arm-ornament is a huge ego boost.

In the bedroom however these women’s breasts are either too tender to be touched or too rock solid to enjoy. What perplexes me is event after the experience, my male friends are still at odds with having a smokin’ looking girlfriend OR not being able to play with her goodies come bedtime.

Now you might be saying to yourself Brian that unconsciously I‘m jealous because admittedly I am the president of the more-than-a-handful-is-a-waste club. Okay, yes I would like have bigger breasts. But never at the cost to my self-esteem.

Somewhere, someone started the nasty fallacy that instantly having big breasts will be the quick fix, one way ticket to feeling good about yourself.

As such, women are running to the plastic surgeon in droves to become sexier—a.k.a. acceptable by society’s whacked out beauty standard—not understanding they are forfeiting their enjoyment of sex. Why? Very few of these busty women can actually feel their lover’s caresses. Plus most become more self-conscious about their body.

Self-esteem is earned not bought. Brian, once fake breasts become the norm, what’s next?

Brian's Counterpoint

Sorry Trina, but I have to get this off my chest. If I hear it’s men’s fault that women are perking up their upper bodies one more time I’m going to puke.

Sure, some men do want their trophy wives to have huge yams. Most of these ego-centric dudes will even pay for it.

I also can’t deny that there are huge societal pressures on women to look a certain way. And, that most of this media pressure stems from a few men at the top who must like monster fun bags.

However Trina, I’m not sure where you (or most of your girlfriends for that matter) are getting your facts about men liking ‘enhanced’ breasts.

If you’re doing research at the strip club, porn shop, or the sex show, you might be missing the big picture.

Most men DO NOT favour fake breasts. In fact, I did an informal survey of about twenty men and not one of them preferred the pretend ones.

Sure, these guys didn’t outright dislike plastic boobs, but they’d rather see natural mammary glands in all their wonderful shapes and sizes.

One of my friends told me about his experience at a strip club where all the girls had gone under the knife. He said, “It certainly caught your eye, but more in the way of a car accident.”

And the guys that I surveyed who had some bedroom time with a pair of implants definitely weren’t impressed. One guy said, “It was like being in a porno, she had studied all the moves, but it also felt very rigid and plastic… just like her very round, very disappointing breasts.”

Trina, most guys have actually caught on to you girls who feel you need a little pick-me-up. Every guy I talked with commented on reasons a woman would actually go through with this procedure. And, none of them were good.

People are entitled to modify their body however they choose. But, women shouldn’t augment their jugs in search of higher self-esteem. You’re right Trina, self-esteem is earned internally not externally.

So girls, unless you’re searching for a dude who is also insecure and completely into himself, I’d suggest you go au natural in the boob department.