Do I need Viagra?

Dear Penis Problems,

It’s hard for me to know exactly what your sexual concern is without more information, but I reckon the problem in your pants is a direct result of what is happening between your ears.

You might be thinking that your dick is your main sex organ, but your brain holds far more power over your sexuality than your dink.

You could be suffering from what is known as performance anxiety. This problem happens when you become anxious about performing sexually. You might be worried that your stick is too short or that your left ball is twice the size of the right one. If your sex-negative thoughts persist, there is no way your tool will be up for the job.

Your dick works perfectly when you’re all alone because your mind isn’t wandering off worrying about that piece of toilet paper stuck in your ass.

And Penis Problems, I wouldn’t suggest running off to the doctor to get that famous blue pill. I highly doubt it will solve your limp ways.

The only reason to use any of the PDE5 inhibitor pharmaceutical drugs like ViagraTM, LevitraTM, or CialisTM is if you have erectile disorder. Erectile disorder (ED) is the persistent or recurrent inability to get or maintain an erection until the completion of sexual activity. Experts generally say that if you have difficulty more than 25% of the time, then it is considered a problem.

ED is not as common as most people think. A large study by Laumann et al. (1999) found that 11% of men suffer from ED. About a third of the cases are physical, a third are psychological, and a third are a combination of both.

Remember Penis Problems, all men experience erectile difficulties at some point in their life. I’m positive that if you relax, your limpy will turn stiffy very soon.

But if your penis problems persist, please see your family doctor or urologist for help.

Best regards,

Dr. Brian Parker