What Is The Dumbest Question You've Received So Far?

Honestly, 99% of the questions we get are legit. When we started this site, we wanted it to be for unique and even difficult sex questions. Anybody can pick up a magazine and read the same sex questions we've been reading for years. How long is the average penis? How can I tell if she's having an orgasm? How can I get my girlfriend to have a threesome with me and her best friend? Is masturbation normal? Sure, they're all important questions to some, but we figured they could go get that information somewhere else and we'd handle the things that nobody else was covering.

But every once in a while, we'll get a question so challenging that we can't answer it. If I had to choose, I'd say this one was the most difficult of all:

I was wondering why the fuck you don't answer any questions about Bones.

- Chaddy in St. Louis

Bones? Bones? That could be a number of things. Cigarettes, dominos, anorexics, money, dice, a penis, or actual animal bones? But wait! Why the capital 'B' with that? I thought I was out of touch with some hip, new saying, so I looked it up. Nope. "Bones" isn't code for anything. Chaddy just angrily wonders why I don't talk more about Bones. On a sex and relationship site. Got that? Me neither.

So, for Chaddy (Chaddy?!?!), I'm going to talk about the only capitalized Bones I can think of: the shitty show whose heroine is a 110 lb anthropologist with knock-you-out karate kicks that Fox decided was somehow worth keeping on the air while the unparalleled genius of Arrested Development was yanked.

It was almost as tedious to find something about Bones that related to sex/relationships as it is to watch the show itself, but I found this review: "A flimsy little procedural that uses logical and technological leaps of faith to hide its central problem: lack of co-star chemistry."

There you go, Chaddy! Another satisfied customer!