I'm in my third year in college and I don't know when it started but I'll tell you what drives me crazy...girls kissing other girls just to impress guys! These girls are such fake bitches! I know for a fact they don't even like other women! What is this shit?
- Jackie M., Portland, OR
I'm with you, Jackie. These girls are "socially bisexual" in the sense of "I'm bisexual only when it makes me look great and interesting in front of a bunch of guys!" I've heard them refer to themselves as bisexuals because they've had physical contact with a girl, but let me tell you something.
When you would never consider a relationship with a woman and your only physical interactions with other women come at a frat party after 3 cosmos, 5 Jager Bombs, 15 dares, and 9 chants of "Do it! Do it! Do it!" then you're not bisexual. You're ridiculous.
And when in the hell did guys just start carrying around camcorders as commonly as they carry their wallets? More guys have cameras now than have jobs. Guys are on permanent spring break now or something as soon as two girls get their lips within six inches of each other, out come 38 cameras to capture it and post it to the delight of millions on the internet.
Much to the dismay of men all around campuses everywhere, 99% of the women you see making out with each other in front of you will not join you in bed as a couple. So you'd better put that captured footage into the VCR and put it on repeat because that's as close as you're going to get, buddy.
Isn't being a girl enough to get a guy's attention anymore? It's worked this way since the beginning of time. What the hell?
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This article was published on Saturday 16 October, 2010.
