Sex Questions With Quick Answers

Q: What are some good songs to give my boyfriend a strip tease to?

A: Bobby Blue Bland’s “Stormy Monday”

Joe Cocker’s “Leave Your Hat On”

James Brown’s “Try Me”

Screamin' Jay Hawkins or Credence Clearwater Revival doing “I Put A Spell On You”

D’Angelo’s version of “Ain’t No Sunshine”

Q: I just found out I have gonorrhea from a guy I slept with a few weeks ago. Does this affect my chances of having children?

A: No, it won’t affect your chances of having children if you treat it right away.

Q: I don’t have an attraction for my boyfriend. I never have and I don’t think I ever will. I love everything else about him. Am I being too picky?

A: A relationship with missing sexual attraction is called a friendship.

Q: My boyfriend likes the idea of using ice during sex but it is just too cold and hurts. Any suggestions?

A: Try it in the shower.

Q: I like this guy but it’s very hard to get him to show any sexual emotion. He’s very sexual but it isn’t easy to rattle him. How can I?

A: Call him after you’ve been masturbating long enough to where you’re close to orgasming and give him a play-by-play.

Q: I’ve had sex with my girlfriend all over the house, in the car, in a public restroom, etc. She’s very adventurous and wants to try some difficult place to have sex. Can you suggest a doable spot?

A: No pun intended, right? An elevator is a classic, but very difficult. Stopping it is cheating!

Q: I was drunk and texted a friend of mine and asked her if we could hook up. She didn’t reply and now I feel stupid. How can I smooth it over?

A: If you must lie, go with something like, “Sorry, my friend was drunk and texted you as a joke on my phone. I didn’t notice until morning."

Q: What’s the best way to stop razor burn “down there”?

A: Shave in the same direction as the hair grows. And then stop saying “down there.”

Q: What is the strangest think you’ve ever heard anyone yell out during sex? I’ve heard some pretty strange things.

A: “Woman, I’m the silversmith!”

Q: Is it normal that I’m male and can’t get off from oral sex?

A: Yes.

Q: Is it possible to be allergic to condoms?

A: I assume you mean latex condoms, and yes, it’s possible. But there are alternative condoms available.

Q: Why is there no oral contraceptive for men?

A: It’s difficult to interfere with sperm production and function without interfering with eye function. Being sterile isn’t worth being blind.

Q: Will having too much sex make me loose?

A: No.

Q: What is something guys simply overlook when it comes to hooking up?

A: Basic hygiene. Using Q-Tips doesn’t make you any less of a man, fellas.

Q: Every one in a while I am attracted to a type of person I wouldn’t normally be attracted to. For example, a little heavier girl than I usually like. Is that normal?

A: Yes.

Q: What is the best way to merge my religious beliefs with my sexual stirs, desires, and feelings?

A: I wish I knew the way for people to make that work.

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This article was published on Saturday 16 October, 2010.