Should I Be Bothered Having A Crush On A Guy With A Small Penis?

Ok let me get this straight, SIS. Let’s call you “Z.” You, Z, are friends with Y and X and also happened to be physically/romantically interested in X. Y was at the gym with X, saw X’s package, and told you it was unimpressive. He was only X and you wanted him to be XXX? Am I getting this right? Keep in mind there are those that show, and those that grow.

Let me tell you the story of this guy I went to high school with. Big Dave. Big Dave was a junior when I was a freshman. He was the only guy in the locker room that almost refused to wear a towel, and with good reason. His dick was so big just walking around that you began to wonder if it would be problematic in his life. You know – he had to mark out letters in the “Fruit of the Loom” label in his underwear and change it to “Foot of the Doom.” He might have to use old 1980’s tube socks to keep warm in the winter. He might watch Boogie Nights and think he could have been somebody special.

I remember the day we heard that this girl had hooked up with Dave for a little fooling around. Of course, the question on everybody’s mind was about his mega-cock! Oh, the humanity! How could one woman handle the beast that she had unknowingly unleashed on the world?

She explained, “You know, when I first pulled it out, I said, ‘Oh my god’ but when he got hard, it kind of just stood to attention. It didn’t get much bigger. It’s not even as big as my ex-boyfriend’s.” So come to find out, Big Dave was just Big-While-Limp Dave. Guys from locker to locker rejoiced. We gave each other high fives and high five-and-a-half-to-sixes.

So isn’t it crazy how guys are so insecure that they might not have the biggest dick in the gym and may be secretly scanning the competition to see how they compare? The only real issue is what it’s like when it’s erect, after all, so what does it matter if he didn’t stack up with the quick visual test your mutual friend sneakily gave him?

If you’re interested in the guy, give him and his dick a chance. You never know – it just might grow on you.