What's The Best Sexy Halloween Costumes?

I'm not sure when it happened, but it seems that almost all female Halloween costumes got sexier. Not all that long ago when I was going to college Halloween parties, a female pirate costume didn't include a torn, frilly shirt that featured half of a girl's C cups ripe for the pillaging and a thousand predictable references to her "pirate's booty."

Really, almost any costume can be made sexy. Pixies, Girl Scouts, French maids, convicts, police officers, Greek warriors, witches, and even bumblebees can be sexy with the right legs, stomach, and/or cleavage shown.

But if you want a winner, you have to go with Wonder Woman. How can you go wrong? First of all, she's a princess. You'll have a royal title and a royal attitude to match. They say that every girl wants to find her prince, but Wonder Woman doesn't give a damn! She's a princess! What can you possibly do for her?

Secondly, she is an Amazon, so you know she's empowered and isn't taking shit from anyone, especially that drunk frat boy who thinks that handing you a beer gives him free reign to stare at your Wonder Boobs all night.

Third - The Lasso of Truth. Guys are forced to do her bidding, especially tell her the truth. You could really have a lot of fun with that one, both during and after your party.

She has the ability to tame wild beasts. Do I even need to explain to you why this is important?

She's also Greek like your sorority system. That's home home-field advantage. You're a shoo-in.